Goth Poser
someone who is too much of a loser to be a loser so he has to pretend hto be a loser. acutally spelt goth poseur
“i weaar all black and worship satan! fear me because i listen to marilyn manson and that makes me hardcore. i’m going to sit in a dark corner and cry about how bad my life is even though my daddy is rich because i’m hardcore.”
a person that isnt strange or cool or funny so he/she wears gothic clothing but usually doesnt act gothic just wears the clothing for attention
normal person: hey goth! how many times didja cut today?
goth poser: i dont cut so shut the f-ck up!
normal person:riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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