gothball


noun. afficianado of the gothic scene or “lifestyle.” typified by bad poetry, vinyl dresses, fishnet shirts, aversion to sunlight. female gothb-lls are occasionally quite attractive, but approach with caution, as they will read their poetry to you.
“man, that my life with the thrill kill kult concert was flooded with gothb-lls.”
(noun vb. adj.) huge, fat, motherf-cking goth girls or boys. these f-ckers think black is slimming but in fact black emphasizes their monster truck carc-sses. most look like like “b-tterball- the cen-bite fron the first h-llrasier movie.” goth b-lls normally thrive around other goths; more like smaller goths orbit them. these fat f-ckers think they’re cool…they’re quite the opposite…they’re hot…and sweaty, smelling quite foul under all those layers of pvc, leather and cloth. goth b-lls should be rediculed at all times. they tend to be females dating goth men with ectomorph body frames( aka “goth klubz”- goth ball chasers, as in chubby chasers!) the male variety tend to be big girls anyway, cause they’re usually gay to begin with; occasionally stating and falsifing bis-xual status; they kind of have to, who’ld wanna f-ck these fat freaks anyway and they have to take what they can get aside from what they eat. goth b-lls appear gloomy, not cause they’re goth, they just haven’t seen their genitals in years, decades even. goth b-lls are just as bootleg as anyone calling themselves goth, for goth is a cheap derivative of death rock!. goth b-lls tend to be spotted during daylight hours in malls for some odd reason…every day is halloween as everyday for them is a struggle to pile on their tarps of many dark fabrics and cheap sad clown make-up. they’re intimidating only in size but humourous in over all appearance. they start young and carry this facade into their latter years..seriously sad creature of the night and day!!!
its a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a goth ball. watch out, she’ll eat you alive!

that goth ball in fish-nets looks like she can hardly breath; she looks like vacuum-packed brisket in that corsette and her legs look like netted hams hanging from a deli shoppe.

that goth ball and goth klub make the perfect 10!
(noun vb. adj.) huge, fat, motherf-cking goth girls or boys. these f-ckers think black is slimming but in fact black emphasizes their monster truck carc-sses. most look like like “b-tterball- the cen-bite fron the first h-llrasier movie.” goth b-lls normally thrive around other goths; more like smaller goths orbit them. these fat f-ckers think they’re cool…they’re quite the opposite…they’re hot…and sweaty, smelling quite foul under all those layers of pvc, leather on cloth. goth b-lls should be rediculed at all times. they tend to be females dating goth men with ectomorph body frames( aka “goth klubz”- goth ball chasers, as in chubby chasers!) the male variety tend to be big girls anyway, cause they’re usually gay to begin with; occasionally stating and falsifing bis-xual status(they kind of have to, who’ld wanna f-ck these fat freaks anyway and they have to take what they can get aside from what they eat. goth b-lls appear gloomy, not cause they’re goth, they just haven’t seen their genitals in years, decades even. goth b-lls are just as bootleg as anyone calling themselves goth, for goth is a cheap derivative of death rock!. goth b-lls tend to be spotted during daylight hours in malls for some odd reason…every day is halloween as everyday for them is a struggle to pile on their tarps of many dark fabrics and cheap sad clown make-up. they’re intimidating only in size but humourous in over all appearance. they start young and carry this facade into their latter years..seriously sad creature of the night and day!!!
its a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a goth ball. watch out, she’ll eat you alive!

that goth ball in fish-nets looks like she can hardly breath; she looks like vacuum-packed brisket in that corsette and her legs look like netted hams hanging from a deli shoppe.

that goth ball and goth klub make the perfect 10!

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