gottem


an exclamation yelled after someone is completely owned by a comeback or statement.
person 1: “well what do you mean she’s a sl-t? you just mean, this girl, she’s a bit… loose?”

person 2: “well her pants are loose”

person 3: “gottem”
a word describing all things good in the world. the opposite of fiddle. gottem originated in the asian portions of new jersey and had spread to be a world-wide phenomenon. it can be heard in the songs teach me how to gottem, all i do is gottem, and gottem good. all math teachers’ least favorite word.
math teacher: the answer is 69.
fiddler: fiddle!
gottemmer: gottem!
math teacher: stop with the gottem!
gottemmer: but all i do is gottem!
an asian kids favorite word that he yells after everything. opposite of fiddler.
asian kid: stop fiddling around. you have to be gottem.
other kid: whatever
another form of the word pwned; word you say when you make somebody look somewhat of a r-t-rd..
joe: brett farve did not play for the atlanta falcons.

tim: (pulls out falcons jersey)

joe: ohh….. nevermind

time: gott emmm.
your not supposed to look at the fingers, below the waist! how many times do i have to tell you!
jonny said he had hurt his foot, but when timmy looked at his foot, jonny said “gottem!” and timmy began to cry after being punched in the arm by jonny.
what you yell when you grab a fine girls -ss or t-ts.
when i grabbed christel’s t-ts, he yelled “gottem!”

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