Gottschalk


a last name meaning strength and awesomeness. they usually partic-p-te in combat sports or wars. they rule over all others and demand respect from everyone. if you know anyone with the last name gottschalk you should be thankful that g-d has put them in your life.
did you see that awesome guy walk by?

yeah! he must have been a gottschalk!
an adjective meaning dull-witted, s-xually repressed, and generally ignorant on all topics who points excessively.
usually pertaining to an overweight person.
that woman is such a gottschalk, she pointed at me and asked me to elaborate on the s-xual symbolism in sesame street.

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