gouled (pr-nounced \goo/ \led/) is a very uncommon name. i mean very uncommon. my name is gouled and i’ve only met two other people with my name in my life.
it is a somali misspelling of the french name goulet, and it probably comes from djibouti (formerly french somalia). it’s also spelled a sh-t ton of other ways (guuled, guled, goulled, gulled). it’s pretty f-cking obscure, so if your a hipster couple looking to name your child some far out franco-african name please don’t.
person 1:’hey gouled.’
person 2:’that’s my name don’t wear it out.’
- Rump Snorkel
penetrating the sphincter with one’s schnozola pinocchio kept lying so he could rump snorkel deep enough so ryan seacrest’s prostate would achieve maximum penetration.
- grassy nole
a female fsu student with an especially aggressive bush i hooked up at that party off pensacola ave… i thought i was in an 80’s p-rno. i had heard that girl is a gr-ssy nole, but d-mn.
kicking back, and relaxing watching netflix series or movies all day. -watching netflix- -8 hours later- mom: what are you doing? me: i’m netflixen! what you doing? -continues to watch netflix-
to be obviosly strung out on heroin and generally undesirable. “hey did u see jamie the other night? what a greenb-tt!”
- Grill Flippin'
the act of spitting game while wearing your grill. girls are often aroused by “grill flippers’” “sh-t godd-mn, that n-gg- is one grill flippin’…n-gg-. pimp -ss m-f-“