gout’em
1. to be stricken by every minorities worst nightmare, better known as the gout, leading to being bed-ridden and not able to do activities such as basketball, walking, driving, etc.
2. gout: condition characterized by abnormally elevated levels of uric acid in the blood, recurring attacks of joint inflammation (arthritis), deposits of hard lumps of uric acid in and around the joints, and decreased kidney function and kidney stones. uric acid is a breakdown product of purines, that are part of many foods we eat. the tendency to develop gout and elevated blood uric acid level (hyperuricemia) is often inherited and can be promoted by obesity, weight gain, alcohol intake, high blood pressure, abnormal kidney function, and drugs. the most reliable diagnostic test for gout is the identification of crystals in joints, body fluids and tissues.
3. gotem is primarily used as an interjection.
hanz: you hear about how mr. 48 couldn’t play in the game due to his gouty arthritis in his big toe?
ron: ya that dude’s been in his room on med’s for the past week!
hanz: haha f his life!
ron: ya, “gout’em”!
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