Gouty Santa
gou-tee san-tuh- a fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.
gouty santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.
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