a group of people that continuously make some of the most stupid -ss laws in the united states. a bunch of mentally handy cap people that are paid way to much.
refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time
alabama goverment laws
it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.
boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
you cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
peanuts are not allowed to be sold in lee county, alabama after sunset on wednesdays.
you may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
it is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
a beautiful, blue-eyed, and confident girl. she is a sweetheart, but if you get in her way, it’s diva time! she sticks up for what she believes in, and is good at keeping secrets. gracelyn sounds like a handful, but i think being her friend will be the best!
- Grandpa Gynecologist
a ob/gyn doctor that is old enough to be your grandpa. many women prefer this type especially if there are no female gynecologist available because they don’t feel as embarr-ssed when he examines them. most women do not want a good looking young ob/gyn because they are already so self conscious about lying on the […]
- grandma skin
the patch of really wrinkly skin on your elbow. caro murph yer grandma skin is mad crunk!
- grand salami
another term for a grand slam home run. a home run with a runner on each base that scores 4 runs. hey kevdog, that was a nice grand salami that you hit last night! or did you see that grand salami that kevin hit in the ball game yesterday? another term for a grand slam […]
group orgy consisting of woman whom can get the senior discount at ihop. delarosa! i got crabs from craig’s grandma in a grangy at the grand jaw ballroom. they were hooking up hummers with gummers.