govern-meant
1. a term reflecting the excessive amount of spin, misdirection, b-tt-covering, and m-ssaged statistics that come from our elected officials. recognized by the fact that a spinmeister must “clarify” what a politician meant whenever he sticks his foot deep into his mouth.
veep biden: “swine flu? i wouldn’t go anywhere in confined sp-ces.”
staff: “what the veep meant to say was…”
another fine example of govern-meant.
the future utopian government that every presidential candidate says will occur when he or she gets elected. usually consists of a balanced national budget, jobs for everyone, etc.
“bush’s governmeant was all about american superiority in the world.”
“in my new governmeant, everyone shall get a candy cane, not just the glen cocos of america.”
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