governing
step by step guide:
step 1 – do the lady from behind
step 2 – just before the point of -j-c-l-t–n withdraw, then spit on her back
step 3 – as she turns round with youthful optimistic naivity, you totally spaff yer load in her face (and preferably hair)
step 4 (optional) – punch her in the face
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