Government Pudding
sweet sweet government pudding. the minimum number of sick days an employer is required by law to provide as part of your salary package. pudding days are not be used when legitimately sick (if you feel cr-p already, you may as well go to work) but are to be used as mhd’s, sonic playing days, nice day for a beer garden days, dude i got the huge bag gunja days, cbf days or potentially (though not advised) sh-t, gotta clean – mums coming for dinner days
“gonna be a top day today, lets go the pub”
“cant, gotta go the f-cking h-ll hole”
“screw that, time for a serve of good old government pudding”
“cough, cough. i’ll make the call”
mmmm sweet sweet pudding
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