Goyle


a goyle is a perverted and often smelly man, they have also been known to have a very short temper and can also perform magic.
‘hey whos that weird guy over there?’
‘oh thats just goyle’
another form of “girl.”
i call a girl goyle, because it sounds cooler.
noun. derived from the word gargoyle, it usually indicates a hideous. . . thing. one famous conversation starter used by goyles goes something like, “hey. isn’t it wierd when you’re staring at a chick for like, five minutes, and you think she doesn’t notice you, but then she turns around and asks ‘what are you looking at?’ isn’t that wierd?”
goyle- -swings fist-
kid- -flinces-
goyle- “haha! you processed it!”

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