grab-a-granny
the best thing to do when you are dumped by your girlfriend. go out and pull an old bird. the game consists of a pack of young males who attempt to sh-g the brains out of an attractive older woman. fuelled by booze these young males are letting themselves in for months of ribbing. another problem is; when on boxing day, this one night stand turns up and is your mum’s best friend, or dad’s ex.
alternatively, grab-a-granny could mean mugging a female pensioner.
mark: “oh no, i’m crushed. my janine has dumped me. oh, woe is me.”
keith: “no worries bud. we’re out tonight and we’ll partake in grab-a-granny”
or
baz: “i need some cash for some crack and a wh-r-.”
bez: “ok, let’s grab-a-granny, and claim it was noel edmonds.”
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