gozzer


noun.
a.) a gozzer is a girl who likes to look at or find hot/fit/good looking boys, such as at the mall or at school.
b.) a clean exclamation, meaning “crud”, “darn”, or “god”.
a:)
boy 1: “why does that chick keep looking at me?”
boy 2: “oh, she’s a gozzer, she must think you’re hot.”
boy 1: “sweet!”

b.) after saying something embar-ssing, you would think “oh my gozzer!!” to yourself.
a “gozzer” is one who experiences moments of pure blankness whilst trying to carry out an action. ultimatley failing and then falling into the category of “gozzer” or they have “gozzed out”

-ssociated words

goz monkey
gozwop
wizard of goz
gozmania
gozzer examples.

kelly start talking to someone about the weather half way through she forgets what they were talking about – gozzer

kelly goes to the shops for a tin of beans and comes back with bread, milk, b-tter, yet no beans – gozzer

kelly walks into a wall – gozzer

kelly is staring into sp-ce, seemingly pondering the world when john asks kelly what she is pondering ? kelly replies, “sorry john i was just gozzing out there for a moment”

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