GPM
gallons per mile
refers to huge vehicles like suv’s gas usage that actually use up more than 1 gallon of gas for every mile. this is the opposite of miles per gallon. with todays gas prices above 4 dollars per gallon if you still have a vehicle thats fuel usage is calculated in gpm you are literally getting raped at the gas pump.
i currently own a hummer preparation h-3. i get a good 3 gpm, that means i can go 1 mile and use up 3 gallons of gas. in other words i get literally and metaphorically raped at every gas station.
a method for a quick way to get to s-x simply grab the br–sts of a women or the p-n-s of a man then push the person on the bed and mount for a quick entry.
i so gpmed tht girl last night it was so quick she didnt even see my small p-n-s!
gangsta pimp mafia.usually a gang in south east daygo.
bloods
lk,uk,ck
“blood where you from?”
“im from g.p.m.”
what results when your gps system in your car completely f’s you over.
dude #1: argh! it’s sending me down the wrong way of a one-way street!
dude #2: and what the h-ll is a roundabout?
dude #1: i’m totally gpms’ing!
acronym: giggles per minute. increases exponentially when combined with bubbly personalities and good wine.
you: “hahahaaahaahahaa!!!”
me: “your gpm just went through the roof!!!”
giganormous p-n-s man
“chris is in awe of dave’s incredible length, size, and girth… he is a true g-p-m”
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