GQTS
melding of gq and qt
usually reserved for babies, young boys, maybe butchy manish lesbians, and perhaps animals… ah, who are we kidding, kids are basically animals, they p-ss on your floor, eat your food and make you clean up after them. /digression
used when they are dressed in high fashion apparel and/or are looking especially dapper
invented, by me, on 11/15/2013
baby mama: “here’s the outfit i’m taking ben to have his photos taken in”
-text message comes up with picture of 6 month old baby boy in a cardigan and dress pants-
baby daddy: “awww, he’s a gqt!”
giggling quietly to self.
while in a public sp-ce, no one believes that you’re truly loling (laughing out loud), but we will believe that you’re chuckling to yourself.
text received while at work: “i now have a ton of soup on my face.”
reply: “what did you do – fall asleep in it? you’re narcoleptic now? gqts.”
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