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a game that often people can’t pr-nounce.
you can’t pr-nounce graal.
a game that used to be good. until you had to start paying for it.
no example needed, really.
a post-apocalyptic wasteland, graal was once an ill-strious world populated by people sitting around complaining and de facto noobs alike. the people who ran graal have subsequently all died, and graal is now sustained by its remaining players. concentrated in rubbish new-age playerworlds attempting to mimc world of warcraft, none of graals remaining players had been e-born in the start level, and subsequently joined a graal noob guild pre-2007. graalians remain oblivious to their rich past due to graal cl-ssic being messed around with too many times, and also because they are more interested in trying to buy things via m-ss pms, an idiosyncratic phenomenon restricted to modernist-fail servers. graal is run from an abandoned building with boarded up windows somewhere in france. at the topmost floor of this building, in a scarce, derelict room is the graal server, a large computer from the late 1990s plugged into a cracked paint-chipped wall. without the global staff the computer has fallen into insanity, creating accounts with names like graal83754 and hosting cr-p playerworlds. next to the computer is the skeleton of once notorious manager unixmad, sat in an old wooden chair and still in a moth-eaten sleezy suit and a pair of dust-covered dior shoes. on unixmads desk the aftermath of an uneaten chocolate croissant slowly grows. this mouldy croissant is destined to one day consume the server and graal will be no more, the remaining players will be disconnected forever and never get their money back. it is only a matter of time.
person 1: dude, lets play graal!

person 2: no way, count me out, graal. . . man that’s some dark stuff.

person a: i’m a level 80 mage on wow

person b: you’ve never played graal so you’re a noob.

douchebag: you haven’t played since 1998 so you’re a noob.

graalian: graal online is the only game where pking requires any skill

non-graalian: this is 2d i hate it

curmudgeon: graal was so much better back in the day. . .
a bad addiction which, tho everyone seems to hate it, everyone seems to play it..(see quitting only to be caught online months later)
see also crack
dude: yo jimmy, wanna go f-ck wit’ security gaurds and cause sh-te?

jimmy: naw i’m gonna go play graal… and i told you, call me “u7t1/\/\@t3 n00bz0rz (baddies)”!¿
game that is insanely easy to take advantage of; scripting is too easy to abuse and the level editor is too d-mn simple. addicting as h-ll, this game should not be played more than an hour a day.
dood, teh gr44l roxorszds!!11111oneoneone
a m-ssive online game. played by people with more money than they need because it is pay to play

gameplay and graphics iare based on zela a link to the past.

it is extremely addictive and many will waste hours in font of their screen.

many people do spend way to much time playing this game, and use “gay” slang like “owned”, “7331”, and “n00b”. you can easily identify a obsessive graal player by this slang.
“no way am i paying for graal!”
a game where lamers get owned on and whine about it elsewhere due to having no skills in rapid keyboard-key pressing. also see 1337
lam0r: liek omg i got pwned on graal, so im gonna whine about it and say bad stuff an hax0r it lelelelelel!!!1111one
graal 1337 guy: dude, you suxor, graal is teh 1337, go play diablo lam0r.

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