grab-bag baby


(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an -ssortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.
25-50% of maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. or, “i don’t know who my baby daddy is, and i don’t want no grab-bag baby”.

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