Grabby-arse-pully monster
n-body can define the grabby–rs–pully monter, but some sightings dictate that its arms are over 77 feet long, and secrete a sticky substance that covers your -rs- and never lets go. g-d help us all.
interestingly, the ‘-rs-‘ in grabby–rs–pully monster is spelt with the english spelling in all regions including america. this is in order to avoid any donkey pulling that may occur.
holy sh-t dude, i think i just felt the grabby–rs–pully monster, we’re so f-cked.
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