Grade 8 drunk
the act of being so drunk you think your cool sh-t, but you can’t remember who you were with, what you were drinking, or where you ended up like back in grade 8. usually occurs in late teens, early 20’s.
guy 1 “you were so drunk last night!”
guy 2 “i don’t remember a thing.”
guy 1 “haha, yea you were like grade 8 drunk.”
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