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a bis-xual that only dates bis-xuals and only ever has dated bis-xuals. a pro-bis-xual who feels that only other bis-xuals are capable and able to click mentally. it’s a way of validity without having any tainting of the mind, body or spirit of the reductive s-xual orientations. the strong vibe of there being something up, can jam any gaydar as well as low frequency bi-fi but we know when we see our own. it’s a declaration of refusing to reduce your scope of s-xuality to the two who choose to oppose each other and infect a percentage of bis-xuals.

generally the type with that smirk and who are happy and not care who hates them.

often referred to as “closeted” by the rainbow bis-xuals who reduce themselves to the lowest common denominator and play the victim or the hetero bi who are kink and hetero the rest of the time. these types to us are self haters and tend to find the set of traits they have that are of the not healthy to bis-xual thinking. we get along with everybody but we are beyond the drama and nonsense the brainwashed bi types. more often than not, we’ll dodge questions to make their blood boil but will very much correct being referred to what we are not.

we’re the type you have to ask and are generally more attractive, have a maturity and peace with themselves. it’s another variation of the many bis-xual subgroups out there (i.e. pans-xual, fluid, queer etc).

it’s a parallel concept to the “gold star lesbian” or “platinum gay”.
guy #1: “the new girl, totally close to a grade a bis-xual but she’s a stepford bi girl. so sad but hey, the straight guys deserve to have one every now and then.”
guy#2: “well, they do think they have ownership of them”
girl#1: “it’s pathetic that these ditzes can’t smell the misogyny”
girl#2: “well, us grade a bi girls don’t want big daddy breeder or our accessory flamers any more than the dyk-s do”.

guy#1: “ted was so totally banging out that flamer. he had the bi panic face and everything when he was called out on it. that is failing at life”
guy#2: “well, look over there!
girl#1: “well look who’s moving up in the world”
girl#2: “like he’d get mistaken for a grade a bis-xual. his self hate oozes out of him. plus, breeder girls that f-ck with bi guys are generally big sl-ts “.
guy#1: “well one thing is for sure, he has no ambition and after she pops out one of his brats, she’ll own $75 of his income and he struts like he moved up in the world”

girl#1: “omg, amy can stop staring us now. we’re grade a bis-xuals, sell out” she’s packing up the uhaul and moving in with brenda”.
guy#1 “and the cats. so, brenda’s all into her “gold star lesbian” sh-t, which i actually can respect but i sure hope she survive brenda’s manhating phase”.
girl #2: “that’s why she’s a proud, strong “queer women” and whatever of those people say.”
a bis-xual only interested in other bis-xual people and has only dated other bis-xuals.

similar to gold star lesbian or platinum gay.

pro-bis-xual: unable to read with gaydar or bi-fi; flaunts ambiguous c-cky att-tude, hot but still won’t f-ck you.
gay dude: “i don’t know what it is about that group but i wish i could figure it out”

rainbow bi: “oh jeeez, those are the uppity -ss grade a bis-xual types like the platinum gays except more arrogant. they don’t even like us. we’re out here queer identified doing what we can to get visibility and they think they are the royal family or some sh-t”.

grade a bi guy: “i saw derek have a coronary because he was so obviously giving it to that f-g that used to prance behind him for an entire year”

grade a bi girl: “now, he’s glowing like because he went got himself a lifetime subscription of child support and alimony. he’s got a straight girl. movin’ up in the world”