Gradumate


verb: to attempt copulation with several peers weeks before graduating from an inst-tution.
i’m trying to gradumate with every girl i met the first day i arrived at bard college.
a practice often seen in private, religious colleges in which a female will come to a particular inst-tute of higher learning, not to obtain a degree but to meet a husband ie to become a trophy wife
tina: hey, i haven’t seen becky and blake around campus in awhile. they weren’t supposed to graduate until december. have you seen them?
holly: no, didn’t you hear? they gradumated.

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