graffilliterate
noun or adjective describing someone who can’t read or write graffiti (tags, throw ups and pieces.)
(a woman sees 2 teenagers bombing)
woman: why are you doodling on the wall?
dude 1: we’re reclaiming the streets, getting our name up.
woman: how are these squiggly lines getting your “name” up?
dude 1: well it says clast, cant you read?
woman: hunh?
dude 2: yo this b-tch is graffilliterate!
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