graham cracker


graham crackers are like nature’s flat cookies. oreos are also cookies. oreos also have vanilla filling. vienna fingers are also vanilla. they also have filling. vienna fingers are from keebler. you know what else is from keebler? cheez-its. cheez-its are also flat cookies just like graham crackers. graham crackers are part of nabisco. you know what else is from nabisco? oreos. oreos are delicious chocolate cookies. you know what other chocolate cookie there is? chocolate graham crackers. nature’s second chocolate cookies. right behind oreos. oreos are cookies made by nabisco in 1912. you know what else is from 1912? the republic of china. china produces cookie sticks that are made out of oreos. you know what other cookies are made to sticks? graham crackers. graham sticks are made by back to nature foods. and like i said, graham crackers are nature’s flat cookies. you know all this means? it means that graham crackers are a very good snack.
graham crackers are a type of cookie confectionery that lots of people eat.
1: see ipod nano.

2: a cracker made of graham.
my friend said his ipod nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.
a black person that acts white
it may be brown, but it’s still a cracker

“look at that black boy in the mosh pit…what a graham cracker”
a mixed person who has brown skin but acts white.
andrew travis is a graham cracker
a caucasian person who hasn’t totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life’s greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.
“that graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?”

“do you think i should get uncle dave this flat iron for his super long beard?

no, that graham cracker doesn’t have anything to plug it into anyway, you’ll have to make him one out of cast iron.”
someone who is initially fun to be around but is more and more boring as you get to know them, similar to the way a graham cracker tastes.
“shannon is so fun!”

“you only say that because you’ve just met her. she’s a graham cracker.”
a mexican or latin person with a brown complection that acts like a white person.
i have no hispanic friends, and i don’t have a spanish accent! i’m such a graham cracker!

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