grailing
trailing is the s-xual act of when you rub your pink finger against another man’s -n-s, until they release poo onto the finger nail. they then leave it to dry, before scr-ping it off with their teeth.
harry: i was out with the lads yesterday, when colby suggested i tried to grail with dan! to be honest, his poo tastes so nice!
barney: gotta love a bit of grailing on the weekend! hu!
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