grammar dick
a person who constantly corrects misusage of the english language regardless of the inappropriate or unnecessary timing of said correction.
a couple having drinking at a bar:
mike: “today was crazy. i didn’t have time for lunch between meetings and i felt so nauseous.”
melissa: “you mean, ‘i felt so nauseated.’ ”
“whatever, grammar d-ck. i’m going to go get another beer.”
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