Grammatical Lust


the intense attraction that you get when someone correctly adheres to english grammar conventions.

often -ssociated with intelligence, but more commonly -ssociated with s-xiness.
grammatical l-st in action: “you capitalise letters at the start of sentences? excuse me while i take my pants off…”

“that girl spells ‘you’re’ as ‘your’…despite her well proportioned physique, she would be so much attractive if only she could better satisfy my grammatical l-st.”

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