Gran Torino


1. anything to do with clint eastwood

2. an activity that would be approved by clint eastwood

3. quite possibly the most bad-ss movie ever to grace the earth (due to clint eastwood)

4. a wicked sick car
1. good, the bad, and the ugly was f-cking gran torino

2. person1: hey we’re gonna go shoot some indians. you want in?
person2: sounds pretty gran torino to me

3. “get the h-ll off my lawn” (said in clint eastwood’s scratchy yet endlessly bad-ss voice)

4. dammmmmmn check out that dude’s gran torino
bad-ss movie with clint eastwood. everything is good about this movie, especially the racism, he uses such terms as gook, zipper head, spooks, and many more.
gook: hey man go back inside
clint eastwood: i’ll shoot a hole in your f-cking face then i’ll go back inside and sleep like a baby

gran torino is bangin
gran torino is when you skeet all over a girl, then you drag your b-tt across her body making car noises.
“yeah, man. i totally gran torino’d that hoe last night.”

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