Grand Haven, Michigan


a small town in west michigan with one of the most popular beaches. its nickname is “coast guard city usa” they are also know for coast guard festival that attracts thosands of people a year. this is a great town and alot of kids from grand haven high school who throw sick parties. they are also known for basketball, volleyball, football, soccer, wrestling, and lacrosse teams. this town is great and well worth the trip.
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