Salt Pack
the salt pack refers to the mafia/gang at baysh-r- highschool, who are disguised as packets of salt, thus the term “salt pack”. they strike often in times of akward silence, but have been known to strike in the middle of one’s speech, usually aiming for the face.
for one to be “hit by the salt pack” means something embarr-ssing to happen to that person.
guy 1 : “the other day i was-”
-a packet of salt is blown up by the wind and nails him in the face-
guy 2: “oh snap, you just got hit by the salt pack.”
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