Grand Manan
a small island located in the bay of fundy>new brunswick, canada where there are so few people that everyone knows each other, and nothing is a secret…in fact you are most likely never going to be able to have a private life because everyone is so busy sticking their nose in your business that they will have to call everyone they know to share their stories and cause a never-ending cycle of rumor-milling. if that’s not enough to make you move there…just think- you could be paying way too much for produce, and it will be guaranteed to wilt or mold before you consume it…awesome!
in grand manan: if you stub your toe in north head…by the time everyone in the seal cove ghetto finds out–your leg is supposedly broken, and you will have to be flown out.
if you go out on a date….you will probably be getting married soon>according to the whole island.
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