Grand Opening
a complimentary way to refer to a woman’s v-g-n-.
sarah: that was amazing!
bill: you sure do have a grand opening!
when you use all of your fingers and toes, your p-n-s, and your tongue, while thrusting your pelvis and giving a maniacal laugh. if done right, you can please up to 22 women.
did you see that sith lord perform the grand opening? he was penetrating 22 women!
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a way to say someone is copywriting or studying your style and character and the way you do you dat dude be swagga splashin’ all da d-mn time.
- Swag Nerding
any activity within the boundaries of nerding, but to an extent with style. we have two tvs on the front porch, running black opps right now” “chris, you guys bring nerding to a whole new level.” “yea, but we do it with swag kelly.” “swag nerding.”
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nadsatspeak for.. eggs. simply; used in a clockwork orange “hmmm… eggiweggs.” “i’m frying meself some eggiweggs”
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