grand richard

slang

alternative to openly calling someone a “big d-ck.”

grand = big, richard = d-ck.

it is a corruption of the nickname used for richard which is d-ck. likewise a d-ck also was a slang term for a detective (either private or police) however being a corruption of an old nickname this term is an insult.

likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like grand richard’s cranium. that is calling someone a ‘big d-ck head.’

the insult can be more condescending saying “grande resharde”as if you were using a french insult.
example 1:
“hey, i don’t give a rat’s -ss what you think.”
*”just proves here who the grand richard is, now don’t it?”*

example 2:
“you missed a wonderful staff meeting. i got to meet the new boss. the guy hr is replacing james with intends to shake things up here. he is a grand richard for certain.”

*”so your telling me he is a big d-ck?”*

“throbbing, erect, and purple headed. i seriously think the guy has an ego the size of texas.”

example 3:
“stop acting like a grand richard.”
*”wtf does that mean?”*
“you’re being a big d-ck!”
*”… >o