Grand Theft Autosis
a period of time after playing grand theft auto when it appears brighter outside than it was before you entered your house or apartment. side affects include: watery eyes, inability to walk properly, slipping on walkways and legs hurting
person 1: why is it so bright outside, its bad enough my legs hurt but it feels like my feet are slipping out from under me.
person 2: i think you may have a case of grand theft autosis, you might want to consult a doctor
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