grandama canal


this term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated s-xual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard p-n-s is too st-rdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry v-g-n- to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the v-g-n- like paper and the blood pools and fills up the v-g-n-, imitating the water in the panama c-n-l.
person #1: hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?

person #2: not too good, i created a grandama c-n-l and she had to go the the gynecologist.

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