Grande Cache


a small town in the corner of alberta full of stuck up drunks and stoners leaving little for anything to do other than “partying” great place to bring your kids
seriously it sucks here in grande cache
a small town in northern alberta where rig pigs are rock stars, the men wear eye liner, your wealth is based on how many skidoos’ and quads you own, hunting is done from the road, and driving highway 40 is like committing suicide. there’s a jail where the guards do each other more then the inmates, a mine that’s open then closed then open again, and a lumber mill that has no logs.
guy 1: what do you do in grande cache
guy 2: i work
guy 1: where at
guy 2: the rigs
guy 1: me to!

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