Grandma Candy
a noun used in subst-tution of a name to inform others that this person is clutch/consistent. just like the sweets at your grandmother’s house, this person is always there, especially when you need them.
chad: “dude, i’m not playing beer pong tonight, i’m in a slump.”
marshall: “just team-up with pat, he’s grandma candy, he doesn’t miss.”
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