when someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.
“well i could easily make my appointment if i only had a car or if someone could give me a ride.”
“nice grandma comment, i’ll give you a ride”
“wow you have chicken nuggets? gosh, i wish i had a chicken nugget.”
“ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor.”
“it snowed so bad last night i can’t even get the mail because the driveway isn’t even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!”
“i guess since you dropped a grandma comment, i’ll shovel for you.”
- thirty second charlie
a person who c-ms too fast. hear about johnny? his girlfriend is calling him the ol’ thirty second charlie again.
- rusty rodger
while having -n-l s-x with a girl, the man p-sses up the girls -ss. i was drunk the other night and i had to p-ss so bad i gave this girl the old rusty rodger
- turkied up
to consume large amounts of wild turkey 101, get blacked out drunk, and make p-ss poor decisions dude#1. how you feeling this morning? dude#2. like total sh-t. i got all turkied up, scored an 8 ball, blew all my money, and the wife is super p-ssed. dude#1. you will learn one of these days.
bothe figuratively and literally. matricide will lituratively kill your mother. figuratively in that it will break her heart, and literally in that, well, she’ll be dead.
- occoms r*t*rd
when a person does something so stupid or unexplainable that the only conclusion you can come to is that he/she is actually mentally disabled. wow, she is really stupid for going back out with him, by occom’s r-t-rd i can determine she is most likely mentally disabled.