Grandma Logic
reasoning or advice that is either contradictory or only makes sense to your grandmother. most likely spoken by someone of old age
person 1: jimmy rollins got injured during stretches the other day…he’ll be out for two months.
person 2: we’ll he never should’ve stretched in the first place
person 1: oh shut up i dont need any of your grandma logic.
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