grandma time
a term used to describe chuck schuldiner’s time with his grandma. (incase you didnt know, he really loved his family)
same as below, but the term originated with chuck.
fan: omg its chuck schuldiner
chuck: -stabs fan with bc rich stealth
chuck: dont interrupt my grandma time!! now if i remember correctly we were going for crumpets and tea, weren’t we?
grandma time is quality time spent with your grandma. everyone, even punk–ss metalheads, has at least one moment in their life that they can qualify as grandma time. it should never be interrupted, because grandma time lost cannot be recovered. ever.
-john lydon is walking through london with his grandma when fan walks up to the pair-
fan-“dude, omg, i am a huge fan of the s-x pistols! can i have your autograph!”
-lydon pulls switchblade on fan-
lydon-“do not interrupt my grandma time!”
lydon’s grandma pulls out a b-tterfly knife and whispers-“don’t interrupt his grandma time…”
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