Grandma’s Scissors
when two geriatric lesbians scissor with each other to a climactic release. generally requires lubricant due to desert tw-t conditions.
carla enjoyed working at the local -ssisted living facility until she walked in on a hot and heavy session of grandma’s scissors down the east wing. the sound, smell and the sight of their slapping wrinkled skin was just too much.
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