Grandneighbor


a way to describe your old–ss neighbors who may engage in the following behaviors:

-calling the cops on your party
-asking you to move heavy objects
-putting plastic on their furniture
-smelling like old people
-using grocery carts
“boy, my grandneighbor totally ruined my bbq when she called the cops”.

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