grandpa rant
when your grandpa or friend goes into a rant about something that you can’t just walk away from so you’re forced to listen to him until he finishes
friend 1: did i ever tell you about the time when–
friend 2: if you go off into a grandpa rant, i’ll punch you in the face.
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