grandpagasm


n. the noise you would expect your grandpa to make when -rg-sming.
v. the act of making grandpa’s -rg-sm noises during intercourse when your mate least expects it, in an attempt to completely eradicate their s-x drive.
–bro, i’m trying to figure out how to get rid of kaya. she’s so clingy i might just have to grandpagasm that b-tch.

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