Grandpants
an old man who fought the j-ps in wwii and sends you $100 dollar checks which signify the approximate amount of love directed at you. carries the name “grandpants” due to the high position of the sears docker elastic pants he wears above his hip bones. he also loves spaghetti and meatb-lls at dinos, hates awkwardness and negroes. favorite phrase is “ehh your a good kid brendan, i live next store to the n-gg-rs.”
synonyms: (crampon, pants-pants, grandpon, uhhh mary)
grandpants called, he said we have to go to the holy immaculate feast of st. anthony’s for clams and b-ttered sh-t.
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