Grandpa’s Hard Candy


a v–gr- induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.
carol: sonja keep an eye out over there. that old pervert is giving you the eye.
sonja: i can see that. i can also see he’s got a pocket full of grandpa’s hard candy.
carol: ewwwwww. let’s go.

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