Grandpa’s Service Pistol
any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything r-t-rded. usually in very good condition.
so named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.
abbr: gsp
guy1: hey, where are you going.
guy2: taking grandpa’s service pistol to the range…
guy2: but… that’s a shotgun.
guy1: yeah, “grandpa’s servoce pistol” is just what i call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
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