when you make yourself c-m so good that you need to go to a major restaurant chain and buy yourself breakfast .
wow .. i needed that ..i totally grandslammed .. see you in an hour i’m starving .
- personal opinion
something that is not allowed on the internet for obvious reasons. usually the main cause for “flame wars” and other form of text-based arguments. never, ever have a personal opinion. it will just end badly. “my personal opinion is that i think that republicans make valid points some of the times.” world war three started […]
- Space Cumshot
when you c-m so hard it flies into sp-ce. its power is so high that it destroys anything and paints the world white. i saw a sp-ce c-mshot destroy a satellite! #sp-ce #c-m #shot #c-mshot
a beautiful youthful looking women. who is fun and loving especially animals. minimum amounts of men are attracted to her because of her personality all of these men she’s lived back as a perfect match but they have had to move or left or became a different person. sadey is so cute you’ll love her […]
- Snoopy Moose
snoopy moose is a slang for a methadone pill hey mate! you bring me a snoopy moose today i feel like sh-t!
- dusty dickins
when baby powder is placed in a partner’s -ss crack (as if powdering a baby during diapering), and a man gets behind the 1st partner. the 1st partner then facts onto the man’s p-n-s, covering it with a puff of powder, or a “dusting”. iafter the cattle rustlin’ we were all a bit moist sown […]