grandstanding
“showing off” or going out of one’s way to appear spectacular. see showboating.
“after jumping the grand canyon on a unicycle, harry was grandstanding by cycling backwards with his eyes closed with his underpants on fire.”
showing off.
i don’t think phil realizes he’s grandstanding in his speedo. chicks dig his little tight -ss.
to perform , show off.
look at dude over there grand standing tryna impress allison. pshhhh
to receive f-ll-t– while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet instead of the bowl.
“john keeps talking about how he got a lumpkin and upper decked somebody the other night.”
“nah, he was just grandstanding – ”
brilliant persons of an upstanding community. usually with huge bottoms.
council chairpersons
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