Granger


used to describe things/people that just reek of awesomeness.
daaayum, i love her new boots, they’re h-lla granger.
n. the best, s-xiest, awesomest marine g-d ever made. he will marry a crazy cuban girl one day by the name of kristy.
kristy: granger proposed to me when he came home for leave.
granger is a spot where wickedness rains,terror dwells,and shadows lurk. a city in the yakima valley engulfed in secrecy. zombies plague the streets consuming drugs at an unnerving rate. crackheads and criminals divide there spoils with junkies and fiends. the safest place in the city is locked inside your home with doors and windows barricaded. it has a small population due to citizens constantly being imprisoned or collapsing from overdoses. the few who remain spend there days either slanging yayo or sniping crackheads. either way it is a dark existence.
granger is the city of silence.

the equivalent of being jewed or screwed out of something; the act of being jewish.
wow i just got grangered.

some granger just stole my money.

he keeps grangering all of his paycheck.
a skate style helmet. originated from the protection used and required for ‘g’ravity ‘rangers’ looking for extreme sports
man we can jump off that but have you got your grangers
a female that looks s-xually appealing from a certain angle, when in reality they are a foul creature
jose: hey homes, check out that fine chica standing over there by the whetzls pretzels. shes got a fine -ss
juan: i know, what i wouldn’t do to get in between those cheeks…(creature turns around revealing its true form)
jose and juan:(projectile vomiting)
anonymous p-sserby: those poor boys were ensnared by a granger
someone who is either nerdy or a kiss up, or both. typically to do with school. (referring towards the personality of hermione granger in the first few books of harry potter)
caitlin: hey!! i have the answer pick on me! i reasearched it all last night so i would be ahead!
giulia: d-mn, look at that granger
marié: yeah dude shes h-lla granger.

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